The Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour Song (satire)
The Republican cries of "how dare the Democrats accuse us of aiding in the preparation for an insurrection" seem pretty pathetic once you've viewed the security video of Representative Barry Loudermilk leading MAGATs on his fascinating photo excursion of the bowels of The Capitol. Sure, everybody that goes to DC for the first time says, "The one thing I hope to get to see is not the rotunda, not the statues of past statesmen, but more than anything, the basement corridors, stairways and security checkpoints. They are reportedly among the most beautiful in the world!" I'm sure the one creep that took the tour, then posted things like "Nancy Pelosi, we're comin' for you!" probably only meant that he was anxious to meet her and have her sign his autograph book. Nice try Barry. Having grown up on a diary farm, Mangy Fetlocks knows BS when he sees it, so he just HAD to write a little song so Loudermilk's particular line of BS could at least be set to music. Lyrics below: Everybody, come on down! We will gather underground for the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. Bring your camera, bring your phone. We’ll expose what’s little known on the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. If you’re working hard to plan an insurrection, you will need to know the lay of the land. When attacking, you must go the right direction as you race in with your weaponry in hand. With your MAGA on your head and your list, 'Who Should Be Dead', take the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. Though your mind’s addled and weak you’ll see offices you seek on the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour A dystopian future may to you look rosy if you help to be part of a fascist coup if you get hard imagining Nancy Pelosi on her knees begging for mercy just from you. Everybody, come on down! We will gather underground for the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. Bring your camera, bring your phone. We’ll expose what’s little known on the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. copyright 2022, Bruce W Nelson
The Republican cries of "how dare the Democrats accuse us of aiding in the preparation for an insurrection" seem pretty pathetic once you've viewed the security video of Representative Barry Loudermilk leading MAGATs on his fascinating photo excursion of the bowels of The Capitol. Sure, everybody that goes to DC for the first time says, "The one thing I hope to get to see is not the rotunda, not the statues of past statesmen, but more than anything, the basement corridors, stairways and security checkpoints. They are reportedly among the most beautiful in the world!" I'm sure the one creep that took the tour, then posted things like "Nancy Pelosi, we're comin' for you!" probably only meant that he was anxious to meet her and have her sign his autograph book. Nice try Barry. Having grown up on a diary farm, Mangy Fetlocks knows BS when he sees it, so he just HAD to write a little song so Loudermilk's particular line of BS could at least be set to music. Lyrics below: Everybody, come on down! We will gather underground for the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. Bring your camera, bring your phone. We’ll expose what’s little known on the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. If you’re working hard to plan an insurrection, you will need to know the lay of the land. When attacking, you must go the right direction as you race in with your weaponry in hand. With your MAGA on your head and your list, 'Who Should Be Dead', take the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. Though your mind’s addled and weak you’ll see offices you seek on the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour A dystopian future may to you look rosy if you help to be part of a fascist coup if you get hard imagining Nancy Pelosi on her knees begging for mercy just from you. Everybody, come on down! We will gather underground for the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. Bring your camera, bring your phone. We’ll expose what’s little known on the Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour. copyright 2022, Bruce W Nelson