Dark souls 2 SotfS no death/bonfire walkthrough from stupid me. YOU CAN DID IT!!!

This walkthrough for peoples who want to get ring of invisibility but cant cause they are stupid like me and who cannot kill even 1 boss without death. SPIDRAN? NO!!! NO DAMAGE RUN? NO!!! BEST GAMEPLAY WITH ALL SECRETS? ALMOST YES BUT NO!!!!!! STUPID GAMEPLAY WITH CROOKED HANDS? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! I AM BOB AND I WILL SHOW YOU THAT EVEN IF YOU ARE STUPID YOU CAN PLAY DS 2 WITHOUT DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA